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toomanylokifeels:

#this kind of pisses me off #that clint thinks he deserves first dibs at loki #like no clint #you dont #sure he took over your mind and made you do horrible things #i get it #you have all reason to want to get at loki #but loki is thors brother #they have been through hell and back together #loki has literally broken thors heart #he has tried to kill thor #he has an actual personal vendetta with loki #if anyone deserves to go and take care of loki at this point #it is deifnitely thor (via)

bless u

(Source: downeylicious)

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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(Source: caplan)

  • store guy:

    /extensively stares at boobs

  • me:

    yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?

  • store guy:

    oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt

  • me:

    ... why are you taking your shirt off now

  • store guy:

    /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee

  • me:

    /looks down at her captain america tee

  • store guy:

    /happy seal-clapping

  • me:

    oh my god we match

  • store guy:

    if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

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